Clark’s Christmas Classic
posted on December 19th, 2011 - Filed in Uncategorized - 67 comments »
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation might be the greatest Christmas movie ever made. Much like granny’s festive fruitcake, every individual element (from the disastrous to the heart-warming) comes together to create a masterpiece you can really sink your teeth into. Who could ever forget the totally toasted turkey? Or the slipperiest saucer sled ride in recorded history? From the combustible Christmas tree (home to a squirrel) to the spectacular standard against which all residential light displays will forever be compared, Christmas Vacation introduced the concept of “Going Griswold” around the holidays.
The chemistry of a Hollywood Christmas classic is hardly formulaic. Sometimes, it’s the monumental collapse of a Christmas dinner (and subsequent duck disaster) that makes a movie memorable. Other times, it’s a display of seasonal (or secret) sentiment that really draws us in. History shows you don’t always need Santa Claus involved to crown a Christmas movie a classic. Something as “everyday” as a pizza delivery (”Keep the change, ya filthy animal”), a cab ride or a trip to the bank can make a movie special.
I have a few Christmas movies shortlisted. They’re the ones I watch every year. One takes me back to my earliest memories at Grandma and Grandpa’s place. Another reminds me of the fun we’d have as a family picking out our Christmas tree every December. One more recent addition to my list combines the childlike wonderment at the thought of the North Pole with spectacular present day special effects.
Really, though, as far as I’m concerned, none of these movies come close to challenging Christmas Vacation for top spot. I mean, how do you beat Clark Griswold’s classic rant when his Christmas bonus fails to meet expectations? Everybody can relate to stress hitting a whole new setting as the days tick down to December 25th. Maybe it’s the numerous reflections of drunk uncles real life that explains why so many millions can follow along with the movie word for word.
Every family has a true, movie-worthy holiday story. Whether it’s triumph or tragedy, a disaster or a dream come true, it seems everyone can tell at least one “you had to be there to believe it” tale. We want to hear yours! Share it by leaving a comment here on my blog and you’ll be entered to win a National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation prize pack courtesy of www.RetroFestive.ca (you’ve got to check out their leg lamps from A Christmas Story).
The prize pack includes four of those legendary moose mugs (sip your homemade egg nog in style!), a moose mug punch bowl and Christmas tree ornaments, a Walley World Marty Moose toque, an official Christmas Vacation attacking squirrel and the Ultimate Collector’s Edition 20th Anniversary edition DVD. We’ll choose our winner on Wednesday, December 21 at noon so the (sold out) moose mugs have a home in time for Christmas Eve.
From all of us here at Breakfast Television, may your Christmas be a movie-worthy one…in a good way!
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